Kojak's Horrorscopes

by **Bina** » 12 Sep 2007, 16:21

Can we have more horrorscopes!? :twisted:

by **maziemoo** » 12 Sep 2007, 17:12

think there'll be a few to tell once we get back :twisted:

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Can we have more horrorscopes!? :twisted:

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by **Kojak** » 12 Sep 2007, 21:13

People are still suing me over the last one!
However - if everyone gives me a written guarantee not to take legal action I may come up with something... :twisted:

by **Kon** » 13 Sep 2007, 02:52

Yes Kojak show us your crystal ball.

by **Joanie** » 13 Sep 2007, 10:10

Pity he did'nt have his crysal ball before he went to Zakinthos,he would have pedicted the drain then

by **Kojak** » 13 Sep 2007, 10:24

The only stars involved in that episode were the ones I saw when I came round! :idea:

by **maziemoo** » 13 Sep 2007, 11:07

Apparently it's not possible to tell your own fortune so gazing at your own crystal ball wouldn't have helped

by **Kojak** » 13 Sep 2007, 12:31

Ok - at risk of prosecution, here is this months horrorscope:

Virgo

Blonde, attractive and (hopefully) female, you are very popular with Symi waiters. You are surrounded by a large crowd of admirers every night in the Harani Club and you dance with them all. You are no more a Virgo than I am teetotal and you have obviously lied about your star sign.

by **Mille** » 13 Sep 2007, 12:35

Oh Kojak,

could you please look into you crystal ball and tell me my future?

I'm a libra

by **Kojak** » 13 Sep 2007, 13:27

You asked for it Mille!:

Libra
Your commitment to freedom of expression is as impressive as your bosom but going topless in Yialos is not the way to go about it. Go quietly with the port policeman and next time wear a t-shirt and a bra.

Could be an interesting time for us September crowd...

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by **Mille** » 13 Sep 2007, 13:31

Oh dear

by **Kojak** » 13 Sep 2007, 13:33

That was written even before I knew mille - just goes to show that the stars don't lie!

by **maziemoo** » 13 Sep 2007, 15:36

Ok I'm on the cusp...which accounts for the split personality

....what's your prediction for Aries/Taurus :?:

by **Joanie** » 13 Sep 2007, 15:37

So i'll be going along with the policeman too,as i am also Libra,well never mind there may be a few good looking ones :P :? :P :? :P :?

by **maziemoo** » 13 Sep 2007, 15:57

Girl after my own heart joanie

....there's always a silver lining eh

....oooo I do like uniforms

by **Kojak** » 13 Sep 2007, 16:46

I've had to do a bit of gender amendment on this, but it's rather funny that you mentioned uniforms... Hey - maybe I'm a bit clairvoyant after all!

Aries

You strut round the harbour like a ram, wearing camouflage gear to present a macho image, although your eau de toilette smells of sheep dip. Trying to impress the lads you drink neat whisky all night and fall asleep on a hillside. No one can find you because of your camouflage gear. You miss the ferry and are arrested by the Greek army as a deserter. Next time, wear a Vapori t-shirt like everyone else.

Taurus

Taurus is the sign of the bull and you amble cheerfully about Yialos leaving a trail of carnage in your wake. Stay away from ceramic shops and those delicate dried blowfish on sale in the harbour or you may end up in a stifado. Confine yourself to sponge shops where there is less to break.

Hmmm, so we're looking at a drunk in a uniform who won't be safe in a china shop.. Sounds about right to me :twisted:

by **Joanie** » 13 Sep 2007, 16:51

by **maziemoo** » 13 Sep 2007, 17:39

Mmmmm......getting inside a uniform :twisted: and arrested by the Greek army ....that sounds good fun 8-) 8-) and the possibility of stifado..... :twisted: :twisted:

Think you must be psychic, I'm not really too interested into ceramics :( but I'm keen on sponges :) !

by **Mille** » 13 Sep 2007, 17:41

*LOL* Mazie, We will make one H*** of a pair strolling around the harbour :twisted:

by **maziemoo** » 13 Sep 2007, 17:42

Bring it on 8-)

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