Wey hey bonnie lad are ye celebrating Burn's neet yersel like? Forgot to take the haggis out of the freezer so we - and we are Burns by birth - will be celebrating late. However will have a dram with 'drouthy' neighbours.
Were you trying to catch the haggis with one wing that can take off for short flights like a helicopter or were you chasing the haggis that runs round mountains sideways and has two long legs and two short legs adapted for the slope of the hill? These are the two most common beasties - on the other hand you could just go to Sainsburys and get a ready caught and bagged one. Slainte