How about one to all the aggressive, argumentative Glaswegians that I've ever had the misfortune to meet :
I wish you kindness both in thought and deed
Now b*gg*r off and boil your heid !
I don't like football, never watched Hibs, son
But a Scottish hero played by Mel Gibson ?????
He's a real Scots Nationalist, like old Connery - Sean,
Who won't return to where he was born.
Perhaps it's on him you should turn your backs
Until he comes home and pays some tax !
So don't go on, keep getting us down
Just please take back both Darling and Brown
And Blair, and Reid and that other bloke
Who cocked up Defence, now that WAS a joke
All in all the son of the Manse
Has messed up with every chance
So please, oh please, can you not take
Them all back and give us a break !!!!!!!