VANDALS!

[AMPY]

So sorry that some mindless vandals have destroyed all the Symi Visitor Xmas lights. I thought they were very festive.

So sorry they're all gone 'cos I really enjoyed smashing them...

Damn! Did I say that out loud...

Nuffink to do wiv me guv...

[Allan]

Fear not Ampy, I've managed to find another set in a dusty corner of the loft. I'll hang them up for you just as soon as I find which bulb needs tightening.

They are very old, fragile and a bit antique so please be careful with them.

[AMPY]

Oops...